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Friday, September 12, 2008

Maybe I'm a hypochondriac, so what...


If you follow AlaskaMassey you are probably already aware that I am a hypochondriac. I have talked about it a time or two. My family has always been supportive of my weirdness. My little sister Beth decided to really help out and got me a wheel of death. A wheel of death, that doesn't sound very encouraging, you may be saying to yourself. Well its pretty comforting to know that I am crazy and this little wheel really does help out.
Lets take the wheel for a spin. First point out your aliment. Believe me, a hypochondriac is excellent at self diagnosis. Lets look at a skin growth as depicted in the picture below. Just point the arrow and read the results. The wheel takes the guess work out of the worst case scenario. As you can see by the results, the diagnosis is skin cancer. As a note I have been self diagnosed with skin cancer no less than 6 times. Also specified is the specialist that needs to be seen.

Last but not least there are more things to obsess about and then there is a very likely cause. So maybe the growth was just a bug bite. It is handy to know the spectrum of possible aliments that could be afflicting me at any given time. If you also suffer from this disorder and would like a wheel for yourself they can be found here. I think I just picked up a highly communicable disease from my keyboard, I have to go wash my hands...

2 comments:

Jamma said...

You are so funny!!

Coburn Kids said...

"Lets look at a skin growth as depicted in the picture below."

I totally thought you were going to show us an actual skin growth you have or had. After your snot post I now believe you'll post anything.

This was great. I'm glad the wheel can set your mind at ease, or the opposite. Whatever.